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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

No antijoke here.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How do you make the general public confused? ...