Indians

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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