- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

run farther?

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

White men's rights

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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