Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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