How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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