what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Double-whammy

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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