Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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DEATH.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Neil Lewis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Racial Equality

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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