Justin Bieber

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you call an arab ?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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