A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Anyone can post anything.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Jersey Shore.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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