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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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