What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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