why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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