What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your life

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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hi mom

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Penis

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Women's rights.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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