- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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