- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

nolan is gay

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

i have two hands.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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