- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Jordan is pregant

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

say it ten times fast: oh

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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