- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Weaner

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

You idiot.

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