Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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