- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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