- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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