quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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