How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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