- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How high is the sky? True or False

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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