- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Neither did she.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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