- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How old are you? 7

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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