- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Pickles are powerful

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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