- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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