Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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