You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Feminism.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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