- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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