- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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