- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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