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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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