Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Chick Norris... Enough said

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

women's rights.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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