What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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