knock knock There's no door

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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your face

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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