A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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