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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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you gay?

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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