- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

It says so on your cap.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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