- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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