- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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