Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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