- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what is orange? an orange

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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