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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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