Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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