What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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