What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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your mom.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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