What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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your mom.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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