People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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