- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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