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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Female rights.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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