One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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