Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Anti Joke

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