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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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