Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A fat guy!

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Chlamydia

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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