- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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