roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Lil Wayne

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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