Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Donald Trump.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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The cream, it is coming

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autsim

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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