- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

People...

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

HELLO EVERYONE

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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