Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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im gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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