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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

No it doesnt..

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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