Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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I <3 Hitler

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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