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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

School

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

TIMMY

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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