Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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