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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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do you have a wife?

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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