- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A sober Irish individual.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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