What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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